help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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