apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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