So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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