so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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