Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
