my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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