My nipple is on Facebook.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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