Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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