What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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