I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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