Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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