It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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