Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
