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So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
this is an emotional support booty call
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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