Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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