Where did you get a picture of my penis
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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