they need to just BURY HIM!
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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