That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
