And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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