I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
birth control should be required to get into college
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Oh god it's open bar.
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