pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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