He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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