Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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