38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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