The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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