part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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