Duck Duck Cougar?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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