I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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