The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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