I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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