He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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