ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Help. Why am I so naked?
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