everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
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