just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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