My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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