Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
