I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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