Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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