So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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