I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Say something about gay babies.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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