i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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