I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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