Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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