I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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