so that wasnt chicken after all
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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