Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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