I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
high people should be assigned attendants
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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