Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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