She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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