The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So many bounce houses so little time
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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