It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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