I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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