did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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