Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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