never play flip cup with pint glasses
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
