No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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