whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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