ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
you win again, gameday.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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